Fending Off Would-Be Suitors

Oh, McSweeney's. Sometimes you make me so grumpy with your hipper-than-thou-ness. And sometimes you make me snarf my morning coffee. Librarians, contrary to our sexless image, do get hit on by patrons. And now, McSweeney's has provided us with a list of witty, somewhat ballsy rejoinders to some of the most popular (and cheesiest -- yeesh!) librarian-specific pick-up lines ever. [Via nexgenlib-l -- thanks, Molly!)